L.A. Football Team!

If there was to be a LA NFL team...

Offense:
QB - Dr. Dre - Excellent QB who runs the offense his way. Runs the West Coast G' offense very efficiently.
RB - DJ Quik - Extremely quick, blink and you'll miss him. Tension with CB MC Eiht is gone and now feels comfortable with the team.
FB - Xzibit - Mean FB that plays a key role in DJ Quik's rushing statistics.
TE - B.G. Knocc Out - Good TE but will never line up on the left side, he wont play unless he lines up beside RT Dresta.
RWR - Snoop Dogg - Tall WR with great hands, very hard to cover. Had some substance abuse problems but recovered and is playing great.
LWR - Coolio - Well passed his prime but playes a sort of Isaac Bruce role for the team.
LT - Daz - Used to play CB with his friend Kurupt but added on too much weight to keep playing. Luckily he plays the LT position very well.
LG - Ant Banks - Average LG but will be an excellent coach in the future.
C - E-40 - No one gets by big 40. His teammates hate listening to him talk but he is a great player all around.
RG - Nate Dogg - Good RG that is currently injured, let's hope he gets better!
RT - Dresta - Special bond with the TE and his Offensive Coordinator, Dresta is the most underrated RT in the game.

Defense:
LE - Ice Cube - Best DE in the game, no question. He has showed some interest in another position lately but has decided to stick to his roots.
RE - WC - Won the Heisman trophy on college, WC is a great addition for this team.
DT - Mack 10 - The heart of this 3-4 defense is much better in the west coast D-Line than he is elsewhere.
LOLB - Spice 1 - Insane LB, stay clear of him if you want to keep your legs. Also suffering an Injury but is recovering steadily.
ROLB - The Game - Young outside LB is quick and strong. Rumors of him having a crush on QB Dr. Dre are not true.
RILB - Cold 187um - Some say when you watch him play, he looks like a black Superman.
LILB - D.O.C - When interviewed on his position he said, "No one can do it better," we agree!
LCB - MC Eiht - Not as fast or quick as the other CB's in the league but still shuts down the best of them. Known for punching the coach in the face for not giving him the jersey number 8.
RCB - Kurupt - Not durable or strong but no one throws on his side for fear of interception. Kurupt was accepted back to the team despite his moving to the team rival.
SS - 2Pac - Love him or hate him, 2Pac is the best SS in the NFL. Lead the team in the fight against the NY Giants and the N Y Jets.
FS - Warren G - Regulates the deep middle of the field. Lead the team in tackles and interceptions last year.

Special Teams:
K/P - Too Short - Was a great WR in college but wasn't drafted since scouts said he was "Too Short for an NFL WR." Good thing he had a backup plan.
KR - Yukmouth - Had 5 kick return touchdowns last season.
PR - Numskull - Coincidentally, Numskull also had 5 returns for touchdowns last season.
LS - MC Ren - Solid LS known for stabbing former punter JT Tha Bigga Figga for kizzing his black azz when lined up ready to snap the ball.
Coaching:
Head Coach - Ice-T - Was a great RB in his time but now coaches the best football team in the league. Suspended for sending the also suspended SS Fedia Demarco to take out Atlanta's Soulja Boy
Offensive Coordinator - Eazy-E - I thought George Clinton was the Offensive Coordinator but when I asked Ice Cube, he said, "Eazy duz it."
Defensive Coordinator - King Tee - The king of the defense.
Special Teams Coach - Lady of Rage - Started as water girl but fucked her way up the corporate ladder to get to where she is now.

Courtesy Dusan123 of West Coast Connection.